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When the Stones Spoke

石言

SourceZibuyu (What the Master Would Not Discuss)
AuthorYuan Mei
EraQing dynasty · Qianlong era, c. 1736–1798
Writtenc. 1788
MonsterImmortalTransformationPoetryFriendship
The stone steps of an old mountain temple turning into standing gentlemen in Han and Wei robes, window paper and leaves becoming their clothing and roof tiles their hats, a scholar peering through a half-closed window, the same figures fencing under a full moon
Illustration generated by AI, based on the ancient Chinese text.

Lü Shi, a man of Jianning, was reading in an old temple on the northern slopes of Mount Wuyi. It was daytime, but the light had gone grey, and he saw that every stone on the steps was standing up like a man.

A cold wind passed. The paper from the windows and the leaves of the trees tore away and clung to the stones and would not come off; tiles blew off the eaves and stuck to them too. And the stones turned, all of them, into men: the window paper and the leaves became their clothes, the tiles became their caps, and there were a dozen or more tall gentlemen sitting at their ease about the Buddha hall, in refined conversation, delightful to listen to.

Lü was terrified. He shut the window and went to sleep.

In the morning he looked, and there was not a trace of anything. But that afternoon the stones stood up again as before. After several days it had become so ordinary, and so plainly harmless, that Lü went out and spoke with them.

He asked their names. Most of them had double surnames. They said they were men of the Han and the Wei, and two of the older ones were men of the Qin. And what they told of those times differed in a good many particulars from what the histories of Han and Wei have to say.

Lü was delighted. After the midday meal he would sit quietly and wait for them to come.

He asked them why they took shape by borrowing objects; they did not answer. He asked why they did not simply live in the temple; they did not answer either. All they said was:

“You are a man of taste, Mr Lü. The moon is bright tonight. We will come and match weapons with one another, so that you may see what you have not seen.”

That night they came, each with blade or sword. Some of them carried ancient weapons, not like the halberd or the lance, and such as no name could be forced onto. They rose to the dance in the moonlight, singly or in pairs, fleeting, marvellous. Lü bowed twice and thanked them.

Then one day they told him: “We have kept company with you a long while, and it goes against us to part. But tonight we are all to be born again across the sea, to finish business left over from a former life. So we must say goodbye.”

Lü saw them to the gate. After that there was silence. He was desolate, as though he had lost a good friend.

He took what they had told him of antiquity and wrote it into a book, and called it What the Stones Said. He wanted to have it cut and handed down, but he was too poor to manage it, and it is still in the keeping of his son Lü Dayan.

Original classical Chinese text · 原文

吕蓍,建宁人,读书武夷山北麓古寺中。方昼阴晦,见阶砌上石尽人立。寒风一过,窗纸树叶飞脱著石,粘挂不下,檐瓦亦飞著石上。石皆旋转化为人,窗纸树叶化为衣服,瓦化冠帻,颀然丈夫十馀人,坐踞佛殿间,清谈雅论,娓娓可听。吕怖骇,掩窗而睡。 明日起视,毫无踪迹。午后,石又立如昨。数日以后,竟成泛常,了不为害,吕遂出与接谈。问其姓氏,多复姓,自言皆汉、魏人,有二老者则秦时人也。所谈事,与汉、魏史书所载颇有异同。吕甚以为乐,午食后,静待其来。询以托物幻形之故,不答;问何以不常住寺中,亦不答;但答语曰:「吕君雅士,今夕月明,我共来角武,以广君所未见。」是夜,各携刀剑来,有古兵器,不似戈戟,而不能强加名者。就月起舞,或只或双,飘瞥神妙,吕再拜而谢。 又一日,告吕曰:「我辈与君周旋日久,情不忍别,今夕我辈皆托生海外,完前生未了之事,当与君别矣。」吕送出户,从此阒寂,吕凄然如丧良友。取所谈古事,笔之于书,号曰《石言》,欲梓以传世,贫不能办,至今犹藏其子大延处。

From 《石言》, Zibuyu juan 12. Translated in full. 清談 is the pure conversation of the Wei-Jin gentry; 角武 is a contest of arms. Yuan Mei names the book that resulted and where the manuscript still is.

Source. From Zibuyu (What the Master Would Not Discuss) (子不语), by Yuan Mei , c. 1788. The original text is in the public domain; this English rendering and the accompanying notes are original work.
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