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The Man Who Caught the Flies

术士驱蝇

SourceXieduo (The Bell of Warning)
AuthorShen Qifeng
EraQing dynasty · Qianlong era, c. 1760–1800
Writtenc. 1790
MarvelsMagicOfficialdomSatire
A plain ugly man in a shabby grey robe sits unbothered in a crowded hall catching flies with two chopsticks into his bulging left sleeve while officials around him fan and swat at the cloud of flies
Illustration generated by AI, based on the ancient Chinese text.

My uncle Minggao, whose courtesy name was Chuhe, was prefect of Baoding in Zhili, where he governed with severity and had a name as a capable official. At that time my sister’s husband Shao Nanchu was a censor in the capital, and he sent down a guest with a recommendation.

His surname was Xiong, his courtesy name Zijing. He was of very ugly appearance and hardly able to read. Beyond eating, drinking and sleeping late, he sat bolt upright by himself and never made himself agreeable to anyone.

He stayed six months, and then asked leave to go. On the point of departure he said to his host: “I have trespassed on your kitchen a long while. Now that I take my leave, I ask to offer one skill.”

The host assented, and called in the whole staff to watch.

It was the height of summer, and there were millions of flies in the hall — flying, settling, crawling on necks and faces, in a droning swarm, like sand thrown or beans scattered. A boy with a fan was driving at them left and right.

Xiong took two chopsticks out of his sleeve, and as the flies flew he caught them. He never missed once, and dropped them all into his left sleeve. Talking and laughing, he went in to the farewell banquet set by his host.

When the drinking was over, he opened his sleeve and let them go, saying over them: “You do not disturb me, I do not take you. Away, away!”

In a moment ten thousand points of light scattered and flew off in confusion, and there was not a single fly left in the hall. Everyone watching was astonished.

The host offered him gold, which he would not accept. He said: “I would wish the worthy prefect’s government of the people to be like my catching of flies. Then the whole prefecture would be the happier for it.”

And having said this, he brushed out his sleeve and went away.

— The author’s comment: a hawk chasing sparrows may still be called a mother; severity must be tempered with leniency. As for those who win a name as capable officials by force and harshness — they look on the people as ants, and not merely as flies.

Original classical Chinese text · 原文

予叔鸣皋,字楚鹤,任直隶保定府太守,政尚严肃,有能吏名。时姊丈邵南俶官御史,自京都荐一客至。姓熊,字子静,貌极陋,不甚识字,饮食高卧外,兀然独坐,绝不与人通款洽。 居半载,辞去。临行谓主人曰:「仆扰郇厨久矣,今告别,请献一技。」主人唯唯,召幕下客共观之。 时大暑,堂中苍蝇数百万头。飞者,集者,缘颈扑面者,薨薨扰扰,如撤沙抛豆,命童子持扇左右驱。熊袖中出两箸,随飞随夹,无一失者,尽纳入左袖中,谈笑赴主人饯筵。饮毕,启衣袖放之,祝曰:「尔不我扰,我不尔擒。速去!速去!」 须臾,流星万点,纷然四散,而堂中绝无一蝇。观者尽骇。主人馈以金,不受。曰:「愿贤刺史之治民,亦如某之治蝇也。则一郡获福多矣!」言竟,拂袖而去。 铎曰:「鹰鹯逐雀,而卒称慈母,此猛之必济以宽也。彼以武健严酷称能吏者,将视民如蚁,岂止一蝇?」

From 《術士驅蠅》, Xieduo juan 8. Translated in full. 保定府 is in Zhili; 太守 here means prefect; 郇廚 is a classical courtesy for a host's kitchen, from the story of the generous Duke of Xun; 鷹鸇 are hawks and falcons.

Source. From Xieduo (The Bell of Warning) (谐铎), by Shen Qifeng , c. 1790. The original text is in the public domain; this English rendering and the accompanying notes are original work.

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