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The Man Who Bound Tigers

壮夫缚虎

SourceXieduo (Harmonious Warnings)
AuthorShen Qifeng
EraQing dynasty · Qianlong era, c. 1736–1798
Writtenc. 1790
MartialSatire
A burly man in a wrecked banquet hall lunges at a cat perched on a broken window while overturned dishes lie scattered, ink-wash painting
Illustration generated by AI, based on the ancient Chinese text.

The hills of Yizhou are steep and dangerous, and so there are many fierce tigers in them; the district magistrate used to order the hunters out after them, and often the hunters were the ones who got eaten.

There was a man named Jiao Qi, from Shaanxi, who had come to Yizhou to join a relative, missed him, and settled there as a sojourner. He was prodigiously brave by nature: he could take the stone cauldron in front of the Thousand-Buddha Temple under his arm and leap with it onto the left ridge of the Great Hero Hall, and so people called him Jiao Stone-Cauldron. Learning that the ridges of Yi were full of tigers, he took to going into the hills on foot every day; whenever he met one he killed it with his bare hands and carried it home, and this became his habit.

One day in the hills he met two tigers with a cub between them. Jiao’s temper rose; he killed the two and slung them left and right across his shoulders, and carried the cub home alive. Everyone gave way before him, and Jiao talked and laughed as usual.

A certain rich family, admiring his courage, laid on a feast for him. At table Jiao described his tiger-binding exploits; the listeners all changed colour, and Jiao embroidered the further, with hands and voice, mightily pleased with himself.

All at once a cat jumped onto the table and snatched food, splashing gravy over the whole company. Jiao, supposing it to be his host’s cat, let it bolt its mouthful and go.

“The neighbour’s pestilent brute,” said the host. “How tiresome it is!”

Presently the cat came again. Jiao sprang up and struck at it with his fist: every dish and platter on the table went over and smashed, and the cat had already leapt to a corner by the window. Jiao, furious, chased and struck again: the window lattice was shattered, and the cat sprang up to the roof-ridge and sat glaring down at him. Jiao grew angrier still and spread his arms as if to seize and bind it — and the cat yowled once, dragged its tail, strolled slowly over the neighbour’s wall and was gone.

Jiao had nothing left to try, and stood staring blankly at the wall. His host clapped his hands and laughed, and Jiao withdrew in deep shame.

Now, to be able to bind a tiger and unable to bind a cat — is it really that he is brave before a great enemy and faint before a small one? It is simply that the measures do not correspond. The cauldron that holds an ox cannot be used to cook a small fish; the crossbow of a thousand pounds cannot be used to bring down a field-mouse. Those who carry ability should know this — and those who employ it should know it better still.

The Duo comment: Bing Ji asked about the panting ox, and would not answer about soldiers, punishments, money and grain — not that he would not answer, but that he could not. How do I know it? I know it from young Jiao binding the cat.

Original classical Chinese text · 原文

沂州山峻险,故多猛虎,邑宰时令猎户捕之,往往反为所噬。有焦奇者,陕人,投亲不值,流寓于沂。素神勇,赞挟千佛寺前石鼎,飞腾大雄殿左脊,故人呼为焦石鼎云。知沂岭多虎,日徒步入山,遇虎辄手格毙之,负以归,如是为常。 一日入山,遇两虎帅一小虎至。焦性起,连毙两虎,左右肩负之,而以小虎生擒而反。众皆辟易,焦笑语自若。富家某,钦其勇,设筳款之。焦于座上,自述其平昔缚虎状,听者俱色变。而焦益张大其词,口讲指画,意气自豪。倏有一猫,登筳攫食,腥汁淋漓满座上,焦以为主人之猫也,听其大嚼而去。主人曰:“邻家孽畜,可厌乃尔!”亡何,猫又来。焦急起奋拳击之,座上肴核尽倾碎,而猫已跃伏窗隅。焦怒,又逐击之,窗棂尽裂,描一跃登屋角,目耽耽视焦。焦愈怒,张臂作擒缚状,而猫嗥然一声,曳尾徐步,过邻墙而去,焦计无所施,面墙呆望而已。主人抚掌笑,焦大惭而退。 夫能缚虎而不能缚猫,岂真大敌勇小敌怯哉,亦分量不相当耳。函牛之鼎,不可以烹小鲜,千斤之弩,不可以中鼷鼠。怀材者宜知,用材者益宜知矣。 铎曰:“丙吉问牛喘,而兵、刑、钱,谷不对;非不对也,是不能也。于何知之,知之于焦生之缚猫。”

From 《壮夫缚虎》, Xieduo. A tiger-killing strongman is humiliated by a cat, and the tale draws the classical moral about matching a tool to its scale.

Source. From Xieduo (Harmonious Warnings) (谐铎), by Shen Qifeng , c. 1790. The original text is in the public domain; this English rendering and the accompanying notes are original work.

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