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The God of Books Who Took Revenge

书神作祟

SourceXieduo (Miscellaneous Bell)
AuthorShen Qifeng
EraQing dynasty · c. 1790
Writtenc. 1790
Small GodsSatireScholars
A scholar in a square cap and vermilion shoes stepping out from behind a merchant's bed in a lamplit shop, old books bound with a string of coins, ink wash painting
Illustration generated by AI, based on the ancient Chinese text.

A son of a certain family on the Coin-Vault Street of Jinling, whose line had been scholars for generations, gave up study because it could not make him rich, and became a merchant. Once, sleeping alone in his shop, he heard sighing by his pillow; he shouted at it and it stopped. After that he heard it every night, and took no notice.

One evening a figure in a square cap and vermilion shoes stepped slowly out from behind the bed, brows furrowed, face clouded, plainly displeased. The merchant asked who he was.

“I am the God of Books,” it said. “Since taking lodging in your house, your grandfather and father looked favourably on me. But it has come down to you: no friendship renewed, and now an outright refusal. Still, there was no enmity between us — yet now I am bound by a money-slave, and my spirit is crushed. Unless you soon get the silver off your waist, the stink of copper will press in and refinement will be drowned. Disaster will reach you. Do not say you were not warned!” With that it vanished.

The merchant leapt up, took a candle and searched everywhere, and found several old volumes bound up with a string of coins and thrown by the bed, untouched for more than ten years. Hating the books as the source of the haunting, he took fire to them. At once the ash flew up and the flames spread, burning down the house and its buildings; nothing within survived. In the end he died poor.

Original classical Chinese text · 原文

金陵钞库街某氏子,世业儒,因读书不能致富,弃而为贾。偶独宿肆中,闻床头叹息声,叱之始止。嗣后每夜必闻,某亦置之。一夕,有方巾朱履者,自床后徐步而出,颦眉戚额,意似不乐。某问为谁,应曰:"予书神也。自流寓汝家,蒙尔祖尔父颇加青盼,不意留传至汝,罔修旧好,竟尔见绝。犹幸两无仇德,乃今为钱奴束缚,使予意气不扬。若不早脱腰缠,则铜臭逼人,斯文沦丧。祸将及汝,莫悔莫悔!"言毕而逝。某急起,秉烛四照,见有破书数卷,以钱串捆缚弃置床头,盖十馀年矣。某恨是书为祟,取火焚之,一时灰飞焰起,延烧庐舍,室中物靡有孑遗,后竟以贫死。 铎曰:"读书不能致富,此言是矣。试问不读书人,个个能富耶?然以求富之念读书,吾知其非读书人。我辈读圣贤书,所学何事?乃以富贵利达,横亘于中,稍不得志,辄归咎于书。试请掩却书本,毕竟向何处觅生活哉?"

From 《书神作祟》, Xieduo. Translated in full. 钞库街 is a street by the imperial mint in Nanjing; 方巾 is the square cap of a scholar; 朱履 are vermilion shoes; 青盼 is favourable regard; 钱奴 is a money-slave; 腰缠 is the silver at one's waist. 铎曰 is Shen Qifeng's closing comment. The tale is a small masterpiece of the author's habit: he lets the ghost make the argument, then demolishes the protagonist's reply in his own voice.

Source. From Xieduo (Miscellaneous Bell) (谐铎), by Shen Qifeng , c. 1790. The original text is in the public domain; this English rendering and the accompanying notes are original work.
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