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The God Nobody Could Name

毁陈友谅庙

SourceZibuyu (What the Master Would Not Discuss)
AuthorYuan Mei
EraQing dynasty · Qianlong era, c. 1736–1798
Writtenc. 1788
DeitySmall GodsOfficialdomSatire
A new magistrate in a blue official robe personally chaining the neck of a huge crowned god statue inside a temple, three shattered giant statues lying in the courtyard, terrified clerks watching from the gate
Illustration generated by AI, based on the ancient Chinese text.

Zhao Xili, a man of Lanxi in Zhejiang, was first posted as magistrate of Zhushan and then transferred to the busier county of Jianli.

On the day he took up his post, he attended, as the rule requires, at the temple of Confucius and at the City God. Then a clerk said to him: “There is a certain temple where you should also offer incense.”

He went to look at it. In the temple were three god-images seated in a row, all of them in the caps and robes of kings, and of very solemn aspect.

“What god is this?” he asked.

Nobody knew.

He wanted to destroy the temple. The clerk would not have it. “The god has long been called very potent. Every magistrate in the succession has paid his respects punctiliously. If you destroy it you may provoke the god’s anger, and no one can say what will come of it.”

Zhao went home and searched the local gazetteer and the canon of sacrifices. This god was not entered.

So he appointed a day, assembled the officials and the people at the temple, and with his own hands put an iron chain round the god’s neck and hauled on it. The images were immense and could not be moved without beating at them; but he hauled, and they went over under his hand, and all three lay shattered in the courtyard.

He refitted the building and installed Lord Guan in it. A long time went by, and there was not the slightest sign of anything.

Still, he could not set his mind at rest. He sent a dispatch to the seat of the Celestial Masters to enquire.

The answering writ said:

The god is Chen Youliang, the false prince of Han at the close of the Yuan, together with his two brothers. Their army was broken and they died at Poyang Lake; their scattered soldiery built a temple for them at Jingzhou. Erected in such and such a year of the Zhizheng era of the Yuan. Destroyed in such and such a year of the Yongzheng era of the present dynasty, by the hand of Counsellor Zhao. Four hundred years of sacrificial offerings in all.

Original classical Chinese text · 原文

赵公锡礼,浙之兰溪人,初选竹山令,调繁监利。下车之日,例应谒文庙及城隍神。吏启:「有某庙者,当拈香。」公往视:庙有神像三人,雁行坐,俱王者衣冠,状貌颇庄严。问:「何神?」竟无知者。公欲毁其庙,吏不可,曰:「神素号显赫,历任官参谒颇肃,毁之恐触神怒,祸且不测。」公归搜志乘祀典,不载此神,乃择日朝吏民于庙,手铁锁系神颈曳之。神像瑰伟,非掊击不能去。公曳之,应手而倒,三像碎于庭中。新其屋宇,改奉关帝。久之,竟无他异。公心终不释,乃行文天师府查之。得报牒云:「神系元末伪汉王陈友谅弟兄三人,兵败,死鄱阳湖,部曲散去,为立庙荆州。建于元至正某年,毁于国朝雍正某年赵大夫之手,合享血食四百年。」

From 《毀陳友諒廟》, Zibuyu juan 10. Translated in full. Chen Youliang was the rival to Zhu Yuanzhang who founded the short-lived Han dynasty and died at the battle of Poyang Lake in 1363; 天師府 is the hereditary seat of the Celestial Masters at Longhushan.

Source. From Zibuyu (What the Master Would Not Discuss) (子不语), by Yuan Mei , c. 1788. The original text is in the public domain; this English rendering and the accompanying notes are original work.
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