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The Exorcism at Shangqing

上清官除妖

SourceXieduo (Harmonious Warnings)
AuthorShen Qifeng
EraQing dynasty · Qianlong era, c. 1736–1798
Writtenc. 1790
MonsterJusticeSatire
A Daoist in cloth cap and short clothes by a wooden basin and bronze mirror in a field, ink-wash painting
Illustration generated by AI, based on the ancient Chinese text.

In Wu commandery, east of the Sanmao Temple, lived a man named Di, a servant of a certain Minister Sima. The Minister’s daughter was haunted by a demon; a hundred remedies could not drive it. So he wrote a note and sent Di to Longhu Mountain to beg the Heavenly Master to cure her.

Arriving, Di found gates grand and halls solemn, everywhere hung with plaques naming guardian generals. The gatekeeper went in to report; after about two hours Di was summoned. The judges escorted the Heavenly Master out; he sat in a tiger-skin chair within a lotus canopy, a golden seal and precious sword arrayed on the throne. Di prostrated under the eaves and presented his petition to a judge, who passed it up.

The Master read it, shook his head, knit his brows, pondered long, whispered in the judge’s ear — what was said, none knew — then gave Di a slip of paper, ordering the Daoist of Shangqing Temple to perform the rite.

Di took the order and went, and found a Daoist in a cloth cap and short clothes, carrying manure in the fields. He showed the letter. The Daoist, opening it, could not help laughing: “The Heavenly Master sells talismans for tens of thousands and never once minds. But when it comes to a matter of taking life, he fobs it off on us — truly laughable.” He took out a small wooden basin, poured in cool water, laid a bronze mirror face-up over it, dipped a brush in ink and painted the mirror surface several times. Presently the water boiled like soup; a wisp of vapor rose toward the sky. Suddenly, with a crack, the vapor poured down, the water scattered like jumping pearls, and the basin held not a drop.

The Daoist said: “It is removed!”

Di rejoiced and said: “When I return I will tell my master; he will surely reward you richly.” The Daoist smiled coldly and said nothing, gathered his things, and still carrying manure strode off.

Di returned with the Master’s order and told the Minister. On that very day and hour, in the daughter’s room a thunderclap sounded, blood rained down, and the demon was gone. Later the Minister prepared a hundred taels of silver and a cloth robe, and went personally to Shangqing Temple to thank him. But the Daoist was never to be seen, and he sighed and returned.

The Duo comment: One with great ability surely does not put up a great front. So among cloth-clad manure-carriers there is the skill to bind demons. Yet men seek marvels among the rich and honoured — as if buying talismans beneath a lotus canopy.

Original classical Chinese text · 原文

吴郡三茅观东狄姓,为某司马家之仆。司马有女,祟于妖,百计遣之不去。因书片札,命狄赴龙虎山,乞天师治之。至则门庭宏敞,宫殿森严,处处悬牌,书神将名守护。司阍者入内启禀,约两时许,召狄进见。众法官拥天师出,虎皮椅坐莲华帐中,金印宝剑,陈列法座。狄匍伏檐下,呈状法官。法官转呈座上。天师细阅一过,摇首攒眉,沉吟良久,与法官耳语,不知作何词,即以片纸付狄,令上清官道人作法。 狄衔命去,见一道人,布巾短衣,担粪于野,随出天师书示之。道人启视,不觉失笑曰:“天师卖符箓,得钱动以万计,曾不一注念。至杀生害命事,辄烦我等,亦大可笑。”因出一小木盆,注以凉水,取铜镜仰覆其上,以笔蘸墨,涂镜面几遍。亡何,水沸如汤,热气一缕,上冲霄汉。忽砉然一声,热气下注,水散如跳珠,而盆中已无涓滴。道人曰:“除矣!”狄喜,谓道人曰:“归语主人,必当厚报。”道人冷笑不言,敛其具,仍担粪大步而去。 狄遂覆天师命,取路而归,述诸司马。司马家果于是日是时,女室中霹雳一震,下血如雨,而其妖顿绝。后司马具白金百两,布袍一袭,亲诣上清官酬谢。 而遭人终不可见,遂叹息而反。 铎曰:“具大本领者,必不装大幌子。故布衣担粪中,有拿妖手段。而人乃于富贵中求奇士,是犹向莲华帐底买符箓也。”

From 《上清官除妖》, Xieduo. The Heavenly Master palms a haunting off onto a humble Daoist who does the real exorcism.

Source. From Xieduo (Harmonious Warnings) (谐铎), by Shen Qifeng , c. 1790. The original text is in the public domain; this English rendering and the accompanying notes are original work.

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