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The Coffin He Rode Home

借棺为车

SourceZibuyu (What the Master Would Not Discuss)
AuthorYuan Mei
EraQing dynasty · Qianlong era, c. 1736–1798
Writtenc. 1788
TricksterMoneyFateSatire
In a Chinese reception hall a stout woman swings an axe and splits open a black lacquered coffin on trestles while a man sits up inside roaring with laughter, and a travelling merchant and two sons in mourning-white stand aghast
Illustration generated by AI, based on the ancient Chinese text.

Zhang Yuangong of Shaoxing kept a cloth shop at Changmen. He engaged as his manager a certain Sun, a man of Shaanxi, honest and careful and hardworking, and every reckoning he made turned a threefold profit. Master and man got on well together.

Within three or five years he had made Zhang a fortune of a hundred thousand. Time and again Sun begged leave to go home, and Zhang held him back and would not allow it. Sun said angrily: “And if I were dead, would you still not let me go?” Zhang laughed: “If you really died, I would see you home myself. Three or four thousand li — I would not grudge the journey.”

Another year passed, and Sun fell gravely ill. Zhang came to his bedside to ask about his affairs. He said: “My home is in Chang’an county in Shaanxi, beside the bell tower. I have two sons at home. If you remember what I have been to you, send my coffin back and give it to them.” And then he died.

Zhang wept bitterly, reproaching himself deeply for the cruelty of having kept him so long. Then he thought: the hundred thousand came out of this man’s help; how can I go back on my word and not send him? So he provided a funeral gift of a thousand ounces and himself escorted the coffin to Chang’an.

He knocked at the door and the elder son came out. Zhang told him the whole matter of his father’s illness and death, and wept as he told it; the son was unmoved, and merely called to the servants: “Now that my father’s coffin is back, put it beside the hall.” No grief on his face, and he did not change into mourning. Zhang was dumbstruck.

Presently the second son came out, thanked Zhang in a few words, and was likewise perfectly at ease. Zhang thought: these two cannot be human. How could such a good man as Sun have fathered two beasts?

While he was marvelling, he heard the mother call from within: “Our master from the shop has come so far — is he not hungry? The wine and food are ready, but there is no one to sit with him. What shall we do?”

The two sons said: “Master Zhang is our father’s friend, a senior. We juniors dare not sit at table with him.”

The mother said: “Then it will have to be your dead father.”

She told the two sons to spread the mats and lay the table, and herself came out with a great axe, split the coffin, and cursed him: “You are home now — what call is there to play the idiot and put on airs?”

The dead man roared with laughter, threw up the lid and got out, bowed his thanks to Zhang, and said: “You are truly a man of the ancients. You brought me home; you did not go back on your word even in death.”

Zhang asked: “Why did you play such a trick?”

He said: “If I had not died, would you have let me go? And besides, jolting along in a cart or on horseback is far less comfortable than lying in a coffin.”

Zhang said: “Your illness is over. Why not come back to Suzhou with me?”

He said: “Your fate allows you a fortune of a hundred thousand and no more. Even if I came back, I could not add to it.”

He kept Zhang for three days and nights and then took leave of him. To the end Zhang never knew what manner of man Sun was.

Original classical Chinese text · 原文

绍兴张元公,在阊门开布行。聘伙计孙某者,陕人也,性诚谨而勤,所经算无不利市三倍,以故宾主相得。三五年中,为张致家资十万。屡乞归家,张坚留不许,孙怒曰:「假如我死,亦不放我归乎?」张笑曰:「果死,必亲送君归,三四千里,我不辞劳。」 又一年,孙果病笃,张至床前问身后事,曰:「我家在陕西长安县钟楼之旁,有二子在家。如念我前情,可将我灵柩寄归付之。」随即气绝。张大哭,深悔从前苦留之虐。又自念十万家资皆出渠帮助之力,何可食言不送?乃具赙仪千金,亲送棺至长安。 叩其门开,长子出见。告以尊翁病故原委,为之泣下,而其子夷然,但唤家人云:「爷柩既归,可安置厅旁。」既无哀容,亦不易服,张骇绝无言。少顷,次子出见,向张致谢数语,亦阳阳如平常。张以为此二子殆非人类,岂以孙某如此好人,而生禽兽之二子乎! 正惊叹间,闻其母在内呼曰:「行主远来,得毋饥乎?我酒馔已备,惜无人陪,奈何?」两子曰:「行主张先生,父执也,卑幼不敢陪侍。」其母曰:「然则非汝死父不可。」命二子肆筵设席,而己持大斧出,劈棺骂曰:「业已到家,何必装痴作态!」死者大笑,掀棺而起,向张拜谢曰:「君真古人也,送我归,死不食言。」张问:「何作此狡狯?」曰:「我不死,君肯放我归乎?且车马劳顿,不如卧棺中之安逸耳。」张曰:「君病既愈,盍再同往苏州?」曰:「君命中财止十万,我虽再来,不能有所增益。」留张宿三日而别,终不知孙为何许人也。

From 《借棺為車》, Zibuyu juan 14. Translated in full. 阊门 is the western gate of Suzhou, the city's commercial quarter; 行主 is the head of a trading firm; 父执 means a friend of one's father, i.e. a senior who must be honoured with ritual.

Source. From Zibuyu (What the Master Would Not Discuss) (子不语), by Yuan Mei , c. 1788. The original text is in the public domain; this English rendering and the accompanying notes are original work.

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