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The Magistrate Who Practised the Five Thunder Method

湯顯祖

SourceYijian Zhi (Record of the Listener)
AuthorHong Mai
EraSouthern Song dynasty · Shaoxing 5 (1194)
Writtenc. 1160–1200
DeityJustice
A Song magistrate drinks facing a clay idol as an equal while flood water pours into the hall and a painter works on the wall
Illustration generated by AI, based on the ancient Chinese text.

Tang Xianzu of Shidang in Chizhou was the grandson of Tang Yungong, Vice Minister of War. In the fifth year of the Shaoxing reign he was magistrate of Jing county.

When he first took the seal, the head clerk told him that on the third day he ought to visit the shrines.

Tang cursed him: “I practise the Five Thunder method. The gods are in the palm of my hand. Why should I bend my body and bow before a clay idol?”

He only ordered two seats of food and drink set out in the shrine hall, had the outriders withdrawn, and went straight in to drink facing the god as host and guest, at his own rank, and spoke of how he relied on the god’s protection in office.

The clerks and people who saw it muttered among themselves and were alarmed.

That night a sudden storm rose, mountain water flooded, and the county offices were drowned seven or eight feet deep, up to the sleeping benches, with most of the documents and boxes in the water — though nobody was hurt. Everyone took it as the punishment for slighting the god.

Tang, his house damaged, cut timber in the woods and rebuilt it, and then had a painter named Wang paint seventy-two large figures of spirit generals, and served them with incense and candles in the utmost devotion.

The following spring he was impeached and dismissed by the tea and salt intendant Li Tangqian.

Original classical Chinese text · 原文

初交印,主吏白三日當謁廟。湯叱之曰:「吾行五雷法,神祗在掌握中,豈當屈身拜於土偶之前!」但令具飲饌兩席,設于祠宮,而命屏呵殿,直造其處,與神分賓主抗禮,對酌,且言當官藉庇之意。吏民見者竊怪而憂之。是夜暴風欻起,山水泛溢,縣治渰浸七八尺,至于卧床之下,文書籠篋大半入水,僅不傷人,皆以為慢神之咎。

From 《湯顯祖》, Yijian Zhi yi 7. Not the dramatist — this Tang Xianzu was magistrate of Jing county in 1194, three and a half centuries before the author of The Peony Pavilion was born.

Source. From Yijian Zhi (Record of the Listener) (夷坚志), by Hong Mai , c. 1160–1200. The original text is in the public domain; this English rendering and the accompanying notes are original work.

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