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The Monster Feared Reason

怪怕讲理

SourceZibuyu (What the Master Would Not Discuss)
AuthorYuan Mei
EraQing dynasty · Qianlong era, c. 1736–1798
Writtenc. 1788
GhostMonsterTrickster
A white-haired old man sits calmly reading in an upper storey while shadowy figures peer down from the roof beams and every window casing is flung open
Illustration generated by AI, based on the ancient Chinese text.

The rich old man Huang of Suzhou was over eighty and lived alone in an upper storey.

He suddenly saw a woman leaning on the door and looking in. In his prime he had had a beloved daughter who died in that very room, and he suspected it was her soul, and took no notice. The next evening he saw her again, and now there was a man with her. On the third day, one man and one woman, astride the roof beams, looking down at him with both eyes.

The old man deliberately took no notice, and bent his head to read.

The man then came down and stood upright beside the old man.

The old man smiled and asked: “Are you a ghost, sir? Your visit here is a great mistake. I am over eighty, and my death is a matter of morning or evening. Before long I shall be of your kind. Why trouble to call on me first? If you are an immortal, why not sit down and talk?”

The monster did not answer, but gave a long howl, and all the window-casements of the storey opened together, and a cold wind came in.

The old man called his family upstairs, and the monster was gone too.

Some months later his two daughters-in-law and a grandson all died, and only one small maid was left. The old man feared that the girl would have no one to rely on after his death, and gave her to his tutor Hua as a concubine. She bore three sons, and is now in Hua’s office at Linhai county in Zhejiang.

Hua Qiuqiu, the magistrate, told me this.

Original classical Chinese text · 原文

老人笑问曰:「足下是鬼耶,此来甚差!我年已八十馀,死乃旦夕事,不久与君为同类,何必先蒙过访?若是仙耶,何不请坐一谈?」怪不答,但长啸,四面楼窗齐开,阴风袭人。

From 《怪怕讲理》, Zibuyu juan 17. The title is the argument: the monster is afraid of reasoning.

Source. From Zibuyu (What the Master Would Not Discuss) (子不语), by Yuan Mei , c. 1788. The original text is in the public domain; this English rendering and the accompanying notes are original work.
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