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Listening for the Omen

婆惜響卜

SourceYijian Zhi (Record of the Listener)
AuthorHong Mai
EraSouthern Song dynasty · 1187, the dingwei year of Chunxi
Writtenc. 1160–1200
ExaminationScholarFateComedy
Three examination candidates leaning over a bridge parapet at night listening, a woman shouting from a riverside tenement below, and the examination results board glowing in lantern light further down the street, ink-wash painting
Illustration generated by AI, based on the ancient Chinese text.

He Zhan, whose courtesy name was Shucun, was a man of Kuocang, a great-grandson of the Prince of Qingyuan.

In the dingwei year of Chunxi he went up to the metropolitan examination and lodged at an inn by the Three Bridges. On the night the pass list was to be posted he sent his servant to watch for it. The servant was gone a long while, and Zhan grew anxious; so he took his fellows up onto the bridge to listen for an omen.

They had hardly come to a stop when they heard a woman by the riverbank shrieking: “Posi — you’ll get it!”

Now this is the form of words used in the Wu country when a person is angry and about to beat or curse someone; the common people call it “being given a reckoning.” It is no lucky omen.

Zhan alone was delighted, and hurried back. “Congratulate me,” he said.

“Shucun,” said his fellows, “you went out on purpose to listen for an omen, and you got the word get four times running. What doubt can there be?”

“It is not only that,” said Zhan. “My childhood name is exactly Posi.”

They were all delighted. They were just buying wine to drink when the servant arrived: he had indeed passed high on the list.

Original classical Chinese text · 原文

括蒼何湛叔存清源王曾孫也淳熙丁未赴省試館于三橋旅邸掲牓之夕遣僕探候久而不至有憂色因率同輩登橋聽響卜駐足未定聞河畔婦人叫呼曰婆惜你得蓋吳人愠怒欲行打罵之詞俗謂之受記非吉兆也湛獨喜亟還曰可賀我矣同輩曰叔存作意聽響卜而連四得字夫復何疑湛曰不特此也吾少名正為婆惜衆皆喜方買酒欲飲而僕至果中前列

From 《婆惜響卜》, Yijian Zhi. Translated in full. 括蒼 is Kuocang in Zhejiang; 清源王 is a Song princely title — He Zhan was a descendant of the Prince of Qingyuan; 淳熙丁未 is 1187; 省試 is the metropolitan examination held at the capital; 掲牓 is the posting of the pass list; 響卜 is a form of divination by the first words overheard at a chosen moment; 婆惜 (Posi) is a name; 受記 is the Wu-dialect term for the scolding formula that precedes a beating; 前列 means among the top ranks.

Source. From Yijian Zhi (Record of the Listener) (夷坚志), by Hong Mai , c. 1160–1200. The original text is in the public domain; this English rendering and the accompanying notes are original work.
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