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Boiling the Ghost in Oil

油瓶烹鬼

SourceZibuyu (What the Master Would Not Discuss)
AuthorYuan Mei
EraQing dynasty · Qianlong era, c. 1750–1795
Writtenc. 1788
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The stern of a small lake boat at night under a bright moon, a narrow-necked earthenware oil jar set on a small brazier with green smoke curling upward beside a torn fishing net and a freshly sawn length of rotten black wood
Illustration generated by AI, based on the ancient Chinese text.

Zhou Yihan of Qiantang was a provincial graduate of a bold and generous temper. One very hot summer he went out on the lake at nightfall with seven or eight companions.

When they came below Dingjia Hill, one of the party said: “I hear there are a great many ghosts to the left of the Long Bridge at Jingci Temple. Why not go and look for them? Perhaps we may see one to the face, which would be good for a laugh.”

They all urged one another ashore, and walking along by the bridge they met a man carrying a night net with fish. The graduate looked at him closely: it was his own grave-keeper. So he said: “Lend me that net; I will return it in the morning.” The grave-keeper agreed, and the net was handed to a servant to carry on his shoulder. His friends asked why, and the graduate said: “I am going to catch all the ghosts under South Screen Mountain in one net.” At which they all laughed, and they took a lonely path up the hill.

The moon that night was as bright as day. In the wood ahead they saw a woman in a red jacket and a white skirt, looking up at the moon.

His friends said: “At this hour of the night there can be no woman out of doors. She is a ghost for certain. Who dares go first?”

The graduate offered, and strode forward. When he was about half a bowshot away a cold wind blew, the woman turned round, her face was running with blood and her two eyes hung upside down. The graduate trembled, stood frozen and could not move, and shouted again and again: “The net! Bring the net!”

The others came up and cast the net over her. There was no trace of her; in the net there was only a foot or so of rotten wood. They carried it back, knocked up the grave-keeper for a sharp saw, and sawed it into pieces inch by inch — and it ran with fresh blood.

So they bought a bottle of the innkeeper’s lamp oil, carried it to the stern of the boat, lit a fire and heated the oil, and dropped the sawn pieces of wood into the bottle. In a moment green smoke flew up, and the wood had become charcoal.

At daybreak they went into the city and told their friends and kin: “Last night we boiled a ghost in an oil bottle — a very strange business indeed.”

Original classical Chinese text · 原文

钱塘周轶韩孝廉,性豪迈。某年暑甚,偕七八人暮夜泛湖。行至丁家山下,一友曰:「吾闻净慈寺长桥左侧多鬼,曷往寻之?或得见其真面,可供一笑。」众相怂恿上岸,同行桥边,见扳夜网者挈鱼而走。孝廉熟视,是其管坟人也,乃云:「此网借我一用,明早奉还。」管坟人允之,遂付仆从肩驮此网而行。众友询故,孝廉云:「余将把南屏山下鬼一网打尽。」各大笑,遂拣山僻小路步去。 是夜月明如昼,见前林中有一妇,红衫白裙,举头看月。众友云:「此时夜深,必无女娘在外,是鬼无疑。谁敢作先锋者?」孝廉愿往,大步前进。相去半箭许,冷风吹来,妇人回身,满面血流,两眼倒挂。孝廉战栗,僵立不行,连声呼:「网来!网来!」众人向前,一网打去,不见形迹,网中仅得枯木尺许。携归,敲管坟者门,借利锯寸寸锯开,有鲜血淋漓。乃买主人点灯油一瓶,携上船尾,然火烹油,将锯断枯木送入瓶中,一时飞起青烟,竟成焦炭。 众人达旦入城告亲友云:「昨夜油瓶烹鬼,大是奇事。」

From 《油瓶烹鬼》, Zibuyu juan 15. Translated in full. 孝廉 is a provincial graduate; 淨慈寺 and 南屏山 are on the south shore of West Lake, opposite the city; 長橋 is the Long Bridge there; 管墳人 is the keeper of the family graves; 一網打盡, to catch them all in one net, is the idiom he is joking with.

Source. From Zibuyu (What the Master Would Not Discuss) (子不语), by Yuan Mei , c. 1788. The original text is in the public domain; this English rendering and the accompanying notes are original work.
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