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A Funeral Oration for the Bookworms

祭蠹文

SourceXieduo (The Bell of Warning)
AuthorShen Qifeng
EraQing dynasty · Qianlong era, c. 1760–1800
Writtenc. 1790
SatirePoetryTransformationOtherworld
A lamplit library tower at night, opened volumes laid along a long wooden table with their pages riddled by fine worm-tracks, and a brush and inkstone waiting beside a sheet of pale paper
Illustration generated by AI, based on the ancient Chinese text.

The Tower of Ten Thousand Scrolls was the library of my cousin-uncle the circuit intendant Jiang. He held office in Fujian, and the tower stood shut up over season after season. When he afterwards took leave and came home to his native place, he aired his volumes — and half of them had been ruined by the bookworms.

So he ordered the boys to drag the worms out and catch them, and they killed them all before they stopped. That night the tower sent up ten thousand voices weeping together, and they wept nearly until dawn. The master was troubled by it. I happened to be borrowing a bed in the Pine-Rhyme Studio at the time, and so I wrote a piece to sacrifice to them:

Alas, bookworms!

You bear an insect’s nature but do not gather on what is rank; you get the name of fish but do not leap in the deep. You roam the palace of letters and make your bond with ink. Why do you not learn from the white ants that bore through the mine, or from the green beetle that turns into coin? You say you love the fragrance of books and wish forever to give up the stink of copper.

I have heard that your ancestor, the Maiwang, took wings and rose to immortality. Making poetry and the histories your forge and bellows, you looked to the family trade to fail no more. You dug your lair in books and ploughed the characters as a field; you ate the ancients without digesting them, and one may pity your ambition for that. How came it that the master, being a man of affairs, and with his own luck running against him, spread his net for you like a melon-vine and wiped out your whole clan at once?

The tower of books has been poisoned; the wood of letters has a grievance. Since there is a cause for the disaster you have drawn, let me say plainly what it is. You bored the classics and histories far too deep; you broke the sense apart so that it would not join; you wrecked the chapters and split the lines, dropped the tablets and maimed the volumes. You hid your tiny bodies in the garden of letters and let your greedy spittle run after fish and flesh. You ranked with the vermin of this culture, and so earned guilt before the sages.

And as for those petty clerks of the knife and brush, who wear out the year over documents — they steal a single character of your life’s work and use it to juggle the text and play with power.

You should repent, and examine your own faults. It was not the master’s love of killing. It was the working of karma from Heaven. A bundle of paper and half a boat of ink — enjoy them here at the funeral table. Do not make trouble on the dragon-and-snake wall; wait to roll your ball at the edge of the dung beetles’ dung. The mound of pens shall mark where you lie; the field of the inkstone shall be your new grave-path. The green flies are summoned as your mourners; the ants are driven out into the nether spring. And if the wandering soul is none the worse, ride home on a mosquito’s back.

When the sacrifice was over, the sounds in the tower were still.

— The author’s comment (condensed): the clerks of the yamen who juggle documents are called the vermin of the office, and no such name exists among those who read books. But to borrow letters as a shield, and to use learning as a hunting-ground for one’s food — all of that may rightly be called the bookworm. Someone said: as for that sort, whose words will not join to their meanings, to call them bookworms is still to flatter them.

Original classical Chinese text · 原文

万卷楼,表叔蒋观察藏书地也。宦游于闽,经午闭置。后告假归籍,曝其卷帙,半为蠹鱼损坏。因命童子拽捕,尽杀乃止。是夜,楼中万声齐哭,几于达旦,主人患之。予适借榻松韵轩中,因作文以祭曰: 呜呼,蠹兮!秉虫之性而不集于膻,得鱼之名而不跃于渊。遨游乎文章之府,托翰墨以为缘,尔何不学白蚁之钻矿,与青蚨之化钱?谓书香之我嗜,愿铜臭之长捐。吾闻尔祖脉望,羽化登仙。以诗书为弓冶,期无坠乎家传。营书作穴,耕字为田。虽食古而未化,鉴其志之可怜。何期主人好事,物运屯邅。竟抄同乎瓜蔓,忽尽族而并歼。芸窗播毒,书林抱冤。识召祸之有基,吾请言其固然。穿经史以太凿,断词义而不连,既毁章而裂句,亦脱简而残编。隐微躯于艺苑,肆鱼肉之馋涎,等斯文之蟊贼,遂获罪于圣贤。彼刀笔小吏,案牍穷年,窃尔生平之一字,辄舞文而弄权。尔宜悔悟,自省其愆。非主人之嗜杀,乃孽报之在天。赋草一束,墨汁半船,尔其享之,在此灵筵。勿为厉于龙蛇壁上,待转丸于蜣螂粪边。笔冢累累,卜尔长眠;砚田膴膴,表尔新阡。招青蝇之吊客,驱蝼蚁于下泉;果游魂之无恙,乘蚊背以言旋。 祭毕,而楼中之响寂矣。 铎曰:“胥吏舞文,谓之衙蠹,而读书中无是名也。然借文字为护符,托词章以猎食,皆可谓之书蠹。或曰:此等词义不连之辈,名曰书蠹,犹属过誉。”

From 《祭蠹文》, Xieduo juan 2. The oration is translated in full; the 鐸曰 comment is condensed. 蠹魚, the silverfish, is the standard Chinese name for the bookworm; 脈望 is the legendary bookworm that eats the characters three times and becomes immortal; 青蚨 is the folk name for a beetle said to return to its owner, hence a term for money; 刀筆吏 are the petty clerks who handled legal documents.

Source. From Xieduo (The Bell of Warning) (谐铎), by Shen Qifeng , c. 1790. The original text is in the public domain; this English rendering and the accompanying notes are original work.

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